The Frog and The Princess

Everyone has heard of Princesses wanting to kiss Frogs and turn him into a prince, but who has heard about the Frog wanting to kiss the Princess? I mean, I could see a pauper or some servant wanting to kiss the Princess to become a prince, though never a Frog. From the Princess’s point of view, there is nothing to lose. She has heard that it works from her friends, or from storybooks, and She probably thinks that it’s an excellent way to find a prince, or rather, make a prince. If She tries kissing a Frog and it doesn’t work, She will just return to the “old fashion” way of finding a prince. Or she could kiss as many frogs as she wants without consequences, aside from loss of time and the occasional case of rare Frog Disease. Besides those, it won’t cost Her any money or make her any less beautiful. It seems like everything is on her side. The Frog’s point of view is entirely different. Frogs have no good reason to kiss a Princess. Frogs don’t think Princesses are pretty, because They have a strange sense of beauty. Frogs don’t find makeup as attractive. They believe unaltered faces are lovelier than those covered with lipstick, blush, and mascara. Plus, why would a Frog want to be a prince and live in a gigantic palace? I mean, all the Frogs I know are happy living in Their swamps and are very content in staying there. I would also be a complete change of lifestyle, which is a challenge for Frogs to cope with. Personally, I wouldn’t mind marrying a Princess, but since Princesses are scarce at the present, I have to discover one for myself. Look Out for my Next Post, Benjamin Hudson